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The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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