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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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