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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Stamped inedibly on my heart. - Archie Bunker

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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