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Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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