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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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