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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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