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Dusty Playground

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Dusty Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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