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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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