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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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