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Dutch Cowboy

Jeroen prepares for the Holland Cowlympics

Dutch Cowboy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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