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Dutch Cowboy thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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