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Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan


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