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Fallen Friend

Remembering faithful war dogs

Fallen Friend thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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