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Finger Olympics

Finger sprint to the finish line - Beijing or Bust!

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

Finger Olympics thanks to Cathy Young

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I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield


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