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Foot Circle

Gathering around a circle of friends

Foot Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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