What do you get when a frog swims in vinegar?
Pickled Frog - a truly froget-me-not delicacy
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt