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I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber


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