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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving. - Nicholas Sparks

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving. - Max Beerbohm

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst


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