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I would have made a good Pope. - Richard M Nixon

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

As we must account for every idle word, so we must for every idle silence. - Benjamin Franklin

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Words can be deceitful, but pantomime necessarily is simple, clear and direct. - Marcel Marceau

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But it is better to be good than to be ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we often might win, by fearing to attempt. - William Shakespeare

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

The most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. - Bertrand Russell

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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