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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

A good man is always a beginner. - Martial

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The only thing greater than a good loser is a humble winner. - Unknown

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Actions prove who someone is; words just prove who they want to be. - Unknown

It is good to follow one's own bent, so long as it leads upward. - Andre Gide

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

It is the mark of a good action that it appears inevitable in retrospect. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If we take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. - Judith Martin

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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