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How to turn your house into a 'bee quiet' zone

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I'm using my barbecue this weekend, so I thought I'd clean it up. I knew there were bees coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I thought I'd suffocate/smoke them out. So here's the weapon of choice...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Now I know these 'control bombs' aren't for bees, but I designed my delivery system to be easily maneuvered under the cover of darkness. So then I release the weapon of buzz destruction...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

The sound from under the cover was incredible - you could hear it 3m away! Then I ran like the clappers - came back a few minutes later to see the death toll...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

There was at least a 20mm wide mass grave!

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

I continued to remove the cover to light the barbecue when I noticed some fatty-looking substance on the top of the side shelf thingy... Bit weird... I cleaned it before I put it away for the winter and no way was there fat there - so I begun to wonder...

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

Griller Bees thanks to Diane Baugh

We think the queen flew away. Either that or a small child has wings and has been living in the hive 'cause that thing was huge...

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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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