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Heart's Heart

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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

The coward wretch whose hand and heart
Can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start
From the slightest pain or equal foe. - Bertrand Russell

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself. - Marlele Dietrich

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. - Billy Eichner

Live your truth. Express your love. Share your enthusiasm. Take action towards your dreams. Walk your talk. Dance and sing to your music. Embrace your blessings. Make today worth remembering. - Steve Maraboli


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