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Heart's Heart

Let me call you sweet heart, I'm in love with you...

Heart's Heart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What's eating away at your heart?

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One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. - Henry Ward Beecher

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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