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Helping Hands In The Stands

Why it's important for an athlete to bring their own audience

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mini-wave fans in the stands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground. - Martha Graham

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. - Jesse Jackson

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. - Jesse Jackson

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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