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Helping Hands In The Stands

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Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Helping Hands In The Stands thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. - Henry Morgan

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher


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