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Hiding Horse

Why kids shouldn't horse around in a playground

Hiding Horse thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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