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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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