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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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