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Lehman Brothers Protest

Outraged Lehman Brothers employees blockade bank headquarters

Lehman Brothers Protest thanks to Mike King

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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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