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Lehman Brothers Protest

Outraged Lehman Brothers employees blockade bank headquarters

Lehman Brothers Protest thanks to Mike King

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Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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