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Louvre Paintings

Tips for impressionable Paris art dealers

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When he was asked how he could mastermind such a crime, and then make such an obviously stupid error in judgment, he replied...
Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

is because I had no Monet

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to buy Degas

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to make the Van Gogh.”

Louvre Paintings thanks to Gene Jaster

Now, see if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else... I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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