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Love Not Knot

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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