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Love Not Knot

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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