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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western

Under The Weather

Backpack Barney

My Sweet Potato

Who Needs a Guard Dog?

My Next Life

Mouse Insider

Close Ups

Redneck Camera Phone

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Redneck Cupboard

Homeless Signs

Floor Store

Mary Go Round

City Beach Castle

Rescue Pup

Your Meal Is Ready

Bicycle Water Bottle Holder

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