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Master Reference Binder

Binding stress relief for office workers

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A 'Master Reference' binder has been compiled for all staff. Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Master Reference Binder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Refer to the red binder for all issues... it's guaranteed to make you stress-free and relaxed.

Where stress relief is only a shelf away
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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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World's Largest Sudoku Puzzle

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