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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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