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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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