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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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