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Men In Training

Learning the ropes early in life

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

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Got Them All

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See You Later

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