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Men In Training

Learning the ropes early in life

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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