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Men In Training

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Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

Men In Training thanks to Mike King

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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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