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Michael Phelps - In The Beginning

Eggsellent young swimmer, ahead of his time

Michael Phelps - In The Beginning thanks to Bill Carter

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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

A hundred thousand sperm, and you were the fastest? - Jim Hightower

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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