Watch out for moose during mating season
Is this statue-tory rape ...
... a case of moosetaken identity?
... or just a moosedemeanor?
Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant
My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. - Lalu P. Yadav
The buffalo is all gone, and an Indian can't catch enough jack rabbits to subsist himself and his family, and then, there aren't enough jack rabbits to catch. What are they to do? - George Crook
What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. - Blackfoot Proverb