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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it. - Charles D. Warner

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours. - Herb Brooks

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

The most likely moment for something incredible to happen to me was the moment I was most certain nothing ever would. - Jane Pauley

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis


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