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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours. - Herb Brooks

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The most likely moment for something incredible to happen to me was the moment I was most certain nothing ever would. - Jane Pauley

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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