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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it. - Charles D. Warner

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The most likely moment for something incredible to happen to me was the moment I was most certain nothing ever would. - Jane Pauley

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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