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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it. - Charles D. Warner

You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours. - Herb Brooks

Doing your best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. - Oprah Winfrey

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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