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Nanosecond Moments

Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

Nanosecond Moments thanks to Roy Taylor

or, as engineers call it: T-1

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Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I just don't want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment. - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. - Aesop

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it. - Charles D. Warner

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less. - Norman Mailer

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments. - Samuel Johnson

The main cause for failure and unhappiness is trading what you want most for what you want at the moment. - Unknown

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Old and new make the warp and woof of every moment. There is no thread that is not a twist of these two strands. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The most likely moment for something incredible to happen to me was the moment I was most certain nothing ever would. - Jane Pauley

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

Only when your consciousness is totally focused on the moment you are in can you receive whatever gift, lesson, or delight that moment has to offer. - Barbara de Angelis

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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