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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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