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New Speed Trap thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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