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New Speed Trap thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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New Speed Trap thanks to Wayne Nowazek

New Speed Trap thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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