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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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