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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves


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