Pet Pig
Life at home too boar-ing for you?
QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Miss Piggy is a boar. - Ed Lucaire
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev
I'm a big State Fair person, and my main goal is to eat as much food as possible, but I tend not to do the foods on a stick. But I like Big Fat Bacon. - Alison McGhee
Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman
The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown