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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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