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Polar Bear Attack

Warning - graphic images of a Polar Bear attack!

Polar Bear Attack thanks to Glenna Kennedy

Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery

These pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill, Manitoba, Canada were taken while people watched and could do nothing to help the victim...

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone


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