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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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