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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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