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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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