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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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