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Redneck Bull-Only Carrier

Doesn't this make him a Bull Shipper?

Redneck Bull-Only Carrier thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

How to haul a bull in Jawjuh

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Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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