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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Virtue is its own revenge. - E Y Harburg

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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