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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

I steal from every single movie ever made. - Quentin Tarantino

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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