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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

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