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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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