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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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