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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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