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Redneck Revenge

Bubba's religious message of repentance

Redneck Revenge thanks to Diane Baugh

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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