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Revolutionary Cooking

Revolutionary new way to cook almost anything

Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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