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Think I'll pass on this revolution

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

The revolution is over. I am the revolution. - Napoleon Bonaparte

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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