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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded. - Jimi Hendrix

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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