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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

The revolution is over. I am the revolution. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you're comfortable in a situation, stick with it. - Red Auerbach

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

I am not a communist and neither is the revolutionary movement. - Fidel Castro

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins


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