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Revolutionary Cooking

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Revolutionary Cooking thanks to Karen Moore

Think I'll pass on this revolution

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. - Josh Billings

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters. - Fidel Castro

Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

"We had to save you because you're the mockingjay, Katniss," says Plutarch. "While you live, the revolution lives." - Suzanne Collins

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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