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Road To Nowhere

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Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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