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Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant

Rubik's Cube is a Piece of Cake!

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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