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Sea Through Fish

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Sea Through Fish thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

See the Sea - Illusionary fishion?

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

X-rays will prove to be a hoax. - Lord Kelvin

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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