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Sea Through Fish

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Sea Through Fish thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

X-rays will prove to be a hoax. - Lord Kelvin

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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