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Short NFL Quarterbacks

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Short NFL Quarterbacks thanks to Mike King

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in. - Yogi Berra

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I'm not afraid of the opinions of others - but of being needed and coming up short. - John Geddes

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

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