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The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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