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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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