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Socket To Me

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Socket To Me thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Plugging into the right socket can be a heads up, enlightening experience

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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