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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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