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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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