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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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