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Study to Fail

To Study or Not To Study - that is the question!

Study to Fail thanks to Karen Moore

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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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