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Sushi To Go

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I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

So I won't make the cover of Harper's Brassiere. - Archie Bunker

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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