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The Devil's Swimming Pool

Are you a Radical Tourist?

Swim at a height of 128m in “The Devil’s Swimming Pool” - at the top of Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, Africa. During the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls without falling over. These falls are becoming popular amongst the “radical tourist” industry as more people search for the ultimate experience.
Would you dare?

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

The Devil's Swimming Pool thanks to Barry McCartney

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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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