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Thongthing Special

What happens when you've had too much sun in Mexico!

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Shawn Kennedy relaxing on the Penthouse Suite @ Worldmark's sunny resort in Cabo San Lucas

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

The Joe-kster with Shawn the Queen - celebrating Joe’s retire-meant last year

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Shawn started a Complaint Department at work (B.C. Land Title Office, New Westminster, B.C.)

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Shawn with friends at his daily 'Hemeroid Helper' Class

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

What Shawn will be doing when he retires

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Thongthing Special thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Happy Retire-meant, Shawn - we will miss you!

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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson


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