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Tired Truck

Preparing for re-tire-meant one tread at a time

Tired Truck thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine. - David Letterman

Investors have few spare tires left. Think of the image of a car on a bumpy road to an uncertain destination that has already used up its spare tire. The cash reserves of people have been eaten up by the recent market volatility. - Mohamed El-Erian


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