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Tourist Route

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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