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New satellite TV system for pets

Twin Dish thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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