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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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