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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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