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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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