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UK Credit Crunch

Financial crisis reaches Great Britain

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

There might be some credit in being jolly. - Charles Dickens

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit of doing them. - Benjamin Jowett

It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. - Flannery O'Connor

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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