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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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